• Life

    The Beginner’s Guide to Sex and Contraception

    I think we should start by addressing the real problem here, which is a group of afflicted individuals who inhale the earth’s oxygen with us. They look like us. They walk among us. The people who type the word ‘sex’ as ‘s*x’. If you are one of them and you are reading this, what exactly is the problem? Please share with the group so we can pray fervently for you. There was an incident recently in my school, involving some students rumored to have gotten pregnant. Of course people found it sensational and had the time of their lives bantering about it, but the news made me unhappy largely because…